I would really enjoy a fic where Jared and Misha are workmates and occasional friends with benefits who are both into the new hire, Gen, but neither of them want to cause a rift in the friendship by being the one to ask her out. And maybe Gen thinks the two of them are already together so at most she'd get propositioned for a threesome. Luckily, alcohol is there to do its job and while they are all drinking together one night there are inappropriate questions and revealing answers and they all realize that triads are the way to go. And then there is sex, of course. Lots of it.

/not related to your post at all, just putting that out there while we're on the subject