"Look Cas, there is no way in Crowley's line in hell you're pulling that move on me, I'm not Plasticman."

"I understand Dean, I'll reserve that for Sam, unlike you he's strong enough for my more... adventurous maneuvers."

"Oh no you don't! I'm not falling for your passive aggressive crap, I don't care what you and Sam do, no way!"

"Very well, although I'll have you know that I also did it with your father, John Winchester, he, what's the expression? ah, took it like a man."

"Jesus fucking christ! I don't need to know!"

"But it's true, and he was proud that he can do it even at his age."

"Cas, Shut up! grab all the lube, we're gonna do it and never speak of it again, got it?"

"I'll be right back Dean."

"And don't forget the Bengay, I'll need it after."