For many, many years I suffered through demon fax machines, so I know of what you speak. I've only ever met one fax machine that wasn't evil, and I sometimes suspect that it was posessed by an angel with a crush on me. Because it never once jammed in *four* years. Sounds impossible, no? Then I went on vacation for ten days, and when I got back it was gone and my boss was like, "It just died and wouldn't do anything, so we bought a new one."
Re: Face Up or Face Down
For many, many years I suffered through demon fax machines, so I know of what you speak. I've only ever met one fax machine that wasn't evil, and I sometimes suspect that it was posessed by an angel with a crush on me. Because it never once jammed in *four* years. Sounds impossible, no? Then I went on vacation for ten days, and when I got back it was gone and my boss was like, "It just died and wouldn't do anything, so we bought a new one."