HDU! Dean loves food! And he's obviously forgiven it for however it might have "wronged" him in the past--he doesn't harbor a grudge, so why do you? People like you only want to blame food for something that clearly the fault of higher powers (hello! Tricksters and magic coins? I could go on) and stand in the way of true love. TRUE LOVE.

I suppose you're a Dean/alcohol lover who likes how sloppy and desperate Dean gets around the presence of a good bottle. That's not love, that's hoping to dull the pain gained from being kept away from food! While I do admit that there is something appealing about having an adorably drunk Dean agreeably passed out on the bed and completely molestable because of it, not even you can deny the sheer joy that crosses Dean's face when he lets a chunk of hamburger or other, plump, thick meat slip past his lips!