JA: Well, that’s a plot-twist that no one except a soap-opera writer could have ever thought up. And as an alumnus of Days of Our Lives, that’s not a compliment, by the way.
JP: We figured. He asks for you to restore his ring as his last wish.
JA: No go – the ring is fueled by blood magic, which violates the ‘back to life’ clause somehow. So now you have to trick him into making a cleverly worded wish that I can turn against him.
JP: I have him ask to be ‘immortalized’ as opposed to becoming immortal so that you can turn him into a marble statue with a clever plaque.
JA: Done and done. Now I’ll wipe all of your friends’ memories so that they don’t remember your sheer douche-baggery of the last couple of days, because I like you and I think we might have sex.
JP: Not on camera, this is a PG-13 fic remember.
JA: Dammit!
JP: That’s fine, I’ll still wish for you to be free, because I’m not really a douchebag, really!
JA: Awesome! **drags JP off-stage for some big-league smexing**
JP: And now we’re in the Epilogue and I’m auditioning for Supernatural in Vancouver! And hey, you’re auditioning to be Dean!
JA: Yeah, I looked into the future and totally saw us getting these sweet roles because, guess what, I was Shakespeare’s original Romeo and am a fantastic actor!
JP: Wow, I didn’t expect the author to go that completely absurd route, but then again, I haven’t been terribly observant in this story, have I?
JA: No, you haven’t! Also, I got all your best pals from that other show jobs on this one, because I am just that awesome!
Re: J2_EA: I Dream of Jensen [PG-13] by queeberquabbler
JP: We figured. He asks for you to restore his ring as his last wish.
JA: No go – the ring is fueled by blood magic, which violates the ‘back to life’ clause somehow. So now you have to trick him into making a cleverly worded wish that I can turn against him.
JP: I have him ask to be ‘immortalized’ as opposed to becoming immortal so that you can turn him into a marble statue with a clever plaque.
JA: Done and done. Now I’ll wipe all of your friends’ memories so that they don’t remember your sheer douche-baggery of the last couple of days, because I like you and I think we might have sex.
JP: Not on camera, this is a PG-13 fic remember.
JA: Dammit!
JP: That’s fine, I’ll still wish for you to be free, because I’m not really a douchebag, really!
JA: Awesome! **drags JP off-stage for some big-league smexing**
JP: And now we’re in the Epilogue and I’m auditioning for Supernatural in Vancouver! And hey, you’re auditioning to be Dean!
JA: Yeah, I looked into the future and totally saw us getting these sweet roles because, guess what, I was Shakespeare’s original Romeo and am a fantastic actor!
JP: Wow, I didn’t expect the author to go that completely absurd route, but then again, I haven’t been terribly observant in this story, have I?
JA: No, you haven’t! Also, I got all your best pals from that other show jobs on this one, because I am just that awesome!
JP: Yes you are! Happily ever afters all around.
JA: Indeed!
~END~